1. My first name means "shining Fame"
2. I was almost named Heather Lee
3. I took piano lessons till I was 13 and hated every minute of it. Never learned to fully read music but developed a fast ear for imitating what I heard.
4. I have 3 cats, first two are white and the third came with my husband.
5. My Husband and I have been together since the fall of 2001
6. I knew of him before from the Dance scene but he was taken
7. First time he wanted to kiss me was driving out to Dallas to pass Flyers for a "Rave" that my Ex and I were hosting.
8. We call my ex Fat Bastard
9. Fat Bastard was a promoter and I helped c0-ordinate an annual, outdoor, all night music festival with over 20,000 in attendance i.e. a rave.
10. I invited my family to attend the first one and my mother was offered a roll
11. Had to explain what Extacy was to my Mom
12. Got into a little bit of trouble before all that and joined NA to get clean and sober.
13. Still love dancing and it feels more true and honest not on drugs.
14. Broke my ankle wearing sketcher roller skates at a Dance club a friend was DJing at.
15. I use to fall down a lot for no apparent reason.
16. I have a great fear of going down stairs.
17. Broke my ankle at the age of 2 on the last step going down into the family basement.
18. Had an open toe cast and swung it at my mother as a weapon while I was mad.
19. Broke 2 toes inside the cast by kicking the refrigerator door instead of my mom.
20. Mother had fake tits and never told me till they leaked and were removed.
21. I was 17 when I learned Mom was flat chested and I would never develop to her fake size.
22. I considered her my best friend till the big lie
23. Left HS the middle of my senior year for an early acceptance to College where I studied Broadcast journalism
24. It was in Florida and had an ice rink on campus
25. It was Christian and very repressive
26. I received nearly 70 demerits my first semester
27. All of them were for dress code violations
28. Demerit council made me feel so condemned like I was going to Hell for breaking their rules.
29. This is my Current age
30. I'm a Pisces which means I'm imaginative and have a deep care and understanding for others.
31. My intuitive care led me into work as a Massage Therapist
32. My favorite part of the body to work is the feet
33. Some people think they don't want their feet massaged but its all in how you secure and handle ticklish feet
34. I've been trained and Registered since 1998
35. My Massage Instructor was trained by a blind man
36. One time we wore blindfolds in class to tune into our hands
37. Sometimes creeps find their way onto my massage table
38. They leave $100 bills out on the counter as way of propositioning
39. Those fools leave satisfied but never Fufilled
40. I hate when they return Because its a waste of their time, though I'm flattered they liked my work...I hate having to teach them to let go
41. I have studied Reflexology and Shiatsu.
42. Most of my clients were the babies of their family growing up
43. They seek out physical nurturing and pamper themselves as adults
44. I was 2nd born Out of 5 children all from the same mom and dad
45. I was the baby for 7 years till my little sister came
46. We shared a bedroom together till we moved to the country
47. My parents built a log cabin on 19 acres
48. The road to get to the land was 1 and a half lanes wide
49. Now the road is 5 lanes
50. There's a Target on the opposite side of the pond now
51. Had to feed cows and muck out stall every morning
52. It was very important to get to the cows first before they started mooing and woke up my parents
53. They were beef cows and we slaughtered and ate them
54. My little sister freaked and vomited evertime she realized dinner was cow
55. My sister is nothing like me other then we're facially similar
56. We tried to eat duck from the pond- it tasted very tough and wasn't enjoyed.
57. The boy ducks needed to be killed off because they were gang raping the females and women were dying
58. We have a pet cemetery mostly of barn cats down by the pond
59. Neighbor girl and I would pretend play little house on the prairie
60. One time in pretend play she kissed me (cause it was a love scene) and we were about 12 years old
61. I didn't like it and we didn't play as often
62. One of my longest friendships is with a lesbian. I knew her back when she was straight and had a boyfriend
63. My parents disapproved of me being her friend so we had to sneak our get togethers
64. I must have been out of line because my parents wished my own children to be difficult
65. My daughter was problematic at birth so I had to have a C-section
66. Her brother came 390 days later (12 months and 25 days)
67. Also Delivered him by C-section because they were so close together.
68. Feel relieved I never had to strech out to the size of a Mayo jar
69. I love mayonnaise (too much I confess)
70. I played Harmonica in my car to help stop smoking
71. I drive a Honda with under 40,000 miles on it
72. Before I had a VW with heated leather seats and a sun roof
73. I color my own hair light brown to cover the grey but it always turns out orangy red.
74. I use to trade out massage for hair treatments when I worked at the Salon.
75. Before that I worked at a personal training Gym
76. I have a woodpecker that's living in the tree just outside my front door
77. Front door is the color green with a gold knocker
78. Furthest from home I traveled was a trip to Europe when I was 17
79. I had a marriage proposal from an Irish Sailor while in Paris on my hotel balcony
80. I just cant throw up no matter how sick I feel
81. I have no fashion sense
82. I fart when I pee in the morning
83. I will drink 32 oz. cans of Miller High life simply cause I like the Moon girl label
84. I believe myself to be constantly learning and adapting in life
85. I have a rock garden that grows cactus I dug up from a cemetery
86. My husband plans for us to be buried at that cemetery
87. Sometimes I do magic voodoo with the rocks but only for good of course
88. Instead of a Gramy or Academy award, I fantasize of winning a Nobel peace prize
89. I have a severe crush on the creepy uncle from the Nutcracker Ballet
90. I love doing count downs (only ten more to go) especially when I'm trying to get up off the floor
91. My husband is my best friend and we tell each other everything
92. Someday I would love to have our family on the television show Family Feud.
93. Favorite person in history was Martin Luther (Protestant Reformation)
94. Favorite color is Blue
95. Favorite time of Day- early morning before anyone else is awake
96. A pretty girl once told me I look like Kate Hudson
97. I've also been told I look like Feona from Shrek
98. My favorite movie is Benny and Joon, mostly because of the song "500 miles"
99. When I die I want my ashes to be mixed into paint and then a portrait painted of me so people can point to the painting and say that's me
100. My favorite feature is the shape of my nostrils, I swear they are perfect!
101. Favorite Dinning Experience-
Three pepper Calamari from Italianni's (consitently fantastic)
102. I have reaccuring Nightmares of public restrooms with overflowing Toilets....often times these are located in Powerplants and I need to hide.
103. another recuring nightmare is my old VW gets drove by someone else into a body of water and i'm stuck in the pasenger side while the car fills with water
104. Most of my dreams are pleasant but the nightmare's repeat themes
105. I'm craving a Braums Milk shake right about now.
106.
2. I was almost named Heather Lee
3. I took piano lessons till I was 13 and hated every minute of it. Never learned to fully read music but developed a fast ear for imitating what I heard.
4. I have 3 cats, first two are white and the third came with my husband.
5. My Husband and I have been together since the fall of 2001
6. I knew of him before from the Dance scene but he was taken
7. First time he wanted to kiss me was driving out to Dallas to pass Flyers for a "Rave" that my Ex and I were hosting.
8. We call my ex Fat Bastard
9. Fat Bastard was a promoter and I helped c0-ordinate an annual, outdoor, all night music festival with over 20,000 in attendance i.e. a rave.
10. I invited my family to attend the first one and my mother was offered a roll
11. Had to explain what Extacy was to my Mom
12. Got into a little bit of trouble before all that and joined NA to get clean and sober.
13. Still love dancing and it feels more true and honest not on drugs.
14. Broke my ankle wearing sketcher roller skates at a Dance club a friend was DJing at.
15. I use to fall down a lot for no apparent reason.
16. I have a great fear of going down stairs.
17. Broke my ankle at the age of 2 on the last step going down into the family basement.
18. Had an open toe cast and swung it at my mother as a weapon while I was mad.
19. Broke 2 toes inside the cast by kicking the refrigerator door instead of my mom.
20. Mother had fake tits and never told me till they leaked and were removed.
21. I was 17 when I learned Mom was flat chested and I would never develop to her fake size.
22. I considered her my best friend till the big lie
23. Left HS the middle of my senior year for an early acceptance to College where I studied Broadcast journalism
24. It was in Florida and had an ice rink on campus
25. It was Christian and very repressive
26. I received nearly 70 demerits my first semester
27. All of them were for dress code violations
28. Demerit council made me feel so condemned like I was going to Hell for breaking their rules.
29. This is my Current age
30. I'm a Pisces which means I'm imaginative and have a deep care and understanding for others.
31. My intuitive care led me into work as a Massage Therapist
32. My favorite part of the body to work is the feet
33. Some people think they don't want their feet massaged but its all in how you secure and handle ticklish feet
34. I've been trained and Registered since 1998
35. My Massage Instructor was trained by a blind man
36. One time we wore blindfolds in class to tune into our hands
37. Sometimes creeps find their way onto my massage table
38. They leave $100 bills out on the counter as way of propositioning
39. Those fools leave satisfied but never Fufilled
40. I hate when they return Because its a waste of their time, though I'm flattered they liked my work...I hate having to teach them to let go
41. I have studied Reflexology and Shiatsu.
42. Most of my clients were the babies of their family growing up
43. They seek out physical nurturing and pamper themselves as adults
44. I was 2nd born Out of 5 children all from the same mom and dad
45. I was the baby for 7 years till my little sister came
46. We shared a bedroom together till we moved to the country
47. My parents built a log cabin on 19 acres
48. The road to get to the land was 1 and a half lanes wide
49. Now the road is 5 lanes
50. There's a Target on the opposite side of the pond now
51. Had to feed cows and muck out stall every morning
52. It was very important to get to the cows first before they started mooing and woke up my parents
53. They were beef cows and we slaughtered and ate them
54. My little sister freaked and vomited evertime she realized dinner was cow
55. My sister is nothing like me other then we're facially similar
56. We tried to eat duck from the pond- it tasted very tough and wasn't enjoyed.
57. The boy ducks needed to be killed off because they were gang raping the females and women were dying
58. We have a pet cemetery mostly of barn cats down by the pond
59. Neighbor girl and I would pretend play little house on the prairie
60. One time in pretend play she kissed me (cause it was a love scene) and we were about 12 years old
61. I didn't like it and we didn't play as often
62. One of my longest friendships is with a lesbian. I knew her back when she was straight and had a boyfriend
63. My parents disapproved of me being her friend so we had to sneak our get togethers
64. I must have been out of line because my parents wished my own children to be difficult
65. My daughter was problematic at birth so I had to have a C-section
66. Her brother came 390 days later (12 months and 25 days)
67. Also Delivered him by C-section because they were so close together.
68. Feel relieved I never had to strech out to the size of a Mayo jar
69. I love mayonnaise (too much I confess)
70. I played Harmonica in my car to help stop smoking
71. I drive a Honda with under 40,000 miles on it
72. Before I had a VW with heated leather seats and a sun roof
73. I color my own hair light brown to cover the grey but it always turns out orangy red.
74. I use to trade out massage for hair treatments when I worked at the Salon.
75. Before that I worked at a personal training Gym
76. I have a woodpecker that's living in the tree just outside my front door
77. Front door is the color green with a gold knocker
78. Furthest from home I traveled was a trip to Europe when I was 17
79. I had a marriage proposal from an Irish Sailor while in Paris on my hotel balcony
80. I just cant throw up no matter how sick I feel
81. I have no fashion sense
82. I fart when I pee in the morning
83. I will drink 32 oz. cans of Miller High life simply cause I like the Moon girl label
84. I believe myself to be constantly learning and adapting in life
85. I have a rock garden that grows cactus I dug up from a cemetery
86. My husband plans for us to be buried at that cemetery
87. Sometimes I do magic voodoo with the rocks but only for good of course
88. Instead of a Gramy or Academy award, I fantasize of winning a Nobel peace prize
89. I have a severe crush on the creepy uncle from the Nutcracker Ballet
90. I love doing count downs (only ten more to go) especially when I'm trying to get up off the floor
91. My husband is my best friend and we tell each other everything
92. Someday I would love to have our family on the television show Family Feud.
93. Favorite person in history was Martin Luther (Protestant Reformation)
94. Favorite color is Blue
95. Favorite time of Day- early morning before anyone else is awake
96. A pretty girl once told me I look like Kate Hudson
97. I've also been told I look like Feona from Shrek
98. My favorite movie is Benny and Joon, mostly because of the song "500 miles"
99. When I die I want my ashes to be mixed into paint and then a portrait painted of me so people can point to the painting and say that's me
100. My favorite feature is the shape of my nostrils, I swear they are perfect!
101. Favorite Dinning Experience-
Three pepper Calamari from Italianni's (consitently fantastic)
102. I have reaccuring Nightmares of public restrooms with overflowing Toilets....often times these are located in Powerplants and I need to hide.
103. another recuring nightmare is my old VW gets drove by someone else into a body of water and i'm stuck in the pasenger side while the car fills with water
104. Most of my dreams are pleasant but the nightmare's repeat themes
105. I'm craving a Braums Milk shake right about now.
106.
posted by Avery's mom at 4:04 PM
7 Comments:
You are the coolest, Robyn!
M~
I almost fell off my chair when I read your thoughts about your nostrils. You posted a picture of yourself awhile back and when I saw it, I thought, "Robyn has the BEST nostrils!" But there is no polite way to bring it up.
My nostrils work. They aren't pretty, but they work.
i just learned so much about you. my god!
I learned quite a bit too! I love #99!
I think its hilarious that people try to learn music, languages and all sorts even though they hate it.
Very interesting! I enjoyed reading it. You've had a crazy life!
very informative list. I love #99
peace~art
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